How dare you insinuate such things in the presence of a lady! Honestly, and from a man of your position, besides! I'd expect such filthy discourse out of a flea-bitten rapscallion lurking in the back corner of a tavern, not a titled man of dignity and status! What nerve! What filth! What a perfectly atrocious and ill-mannered thing to do! I suggest you enjoy what remains of your reputation while you still can, because it certainly won't be left intact once I'm through spreading word about you!

And I will, too. Because I'm the princess, that's why.