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Princess Rosella of Daventry ([personal profile] primrosella) wrote2009-10-31 03:50 pm

Quest 136

...Goodness, when I was baking for the party tonight, I wasn't expecting this many visitors. But it seems you're all here again, are you? It's not quite so nice as being able to visit home, of course, but it's always lovely to have visitors. And especially for the holidays!

Just not Lolotte, please, not her--not again...

Hello, everyone! Do come by to say hello, won't you? It's always such fun to see you and visit with you. And of course, you're welcome to stay for the party tonight, if you'd like! I'm sure it won't be any trouble at all.

...Well, unless we run out of snacks, but it's not as though it's difficult to make a few batches of cookies in a hurry. Speaking of which, I rather ought to get busy with that, shouldn't I?

And of course...if there's anyone here from the land of Daventry, please do stop in to say hello. It's been quite a while since I last heard word of home, and I'd be glad for any news.

...My, what a nice way to end October. I think perhaps it'll turn out to be a happy Halloween, after all.


[OOC: /copies and pastes As always: Canonically, she's from just after the end of Perils of Rosella, and with some very disjointed and vague knowledge of Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder. If something comes up that I don't want her to know, I'll just have her forget it, so have a party--anything goes! HIT HER WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

Also, muns, keeping in the spirit of Ye Olde Text-Based Adventure Games, that down below there? Is a command prompt. If you feel like 'directing' Rosella to carry out actions like "get bowl" or "open door", she might just feel compelled to respond...unless it's too complicated, in which you might get a fun error message instead. (Guaranteed acceptable commands include "get", "look", "open", "close", and "use".) Have fun!

And of course, I am totally okay with backdating.]


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[identity profile] equusmaluschoir.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good! While you answer the phone, three grown men dressed as cowboys suddenly appear next to you. Two stand on one side of you, one on the other. They start singing, yes, while you are still holding the phone.]

Rosella (Rosella) Rosella (Rosella)!
You’re stuck here in the City, you don’t know what to do,
If you didn’t have your friends you’d be oh-so blue.

[identity profile] equusmaluschoir.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But the real question to ask, is not what to do, but who.
You have your choice,
Of be-eff-eff.
(Though you might have competition with Riff).

[identity profile] equusmaluschoir.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Rose (Rosella) Oh Rose (Rose-zilla)!
I know that this might come of quite some shock, we know,
The way that we portray you is like that of some ho,
But you really shouldn’t worry, there’s just one way to go.

[identity profile] equusmaluschoir.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your heart’s racing,
Your brain is numb,
The solution is;
Have a threesome.


[And then, as quickly as they'd come, they leave with the sound of a cross between a whip and a gun.]

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[identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait for it...]

[identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait for it...]

[identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait for it...]

[identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, honestly!