I'm nearly eighteen years old--well, I think; my birthday was coming up before I was brought here, but I seem to have sort of skipped over it--and I've:
-ridden a unicorn
-been swallowed by a whale
-outrun an angry ogre
-nearly been sacrificed to a dragon
-hypnotized a cobra
-helped restless ghosts
-defeated a witch
-gone more than twenty-four hours without sleeping
And yet I've never kissed a boy that wasn't enchanted into being something else.
-ridden a unicorn
-been swallowed by a whale
-outrun an angry ogre
-nearly been sacrificed to a dragon
-hypnotized a cobra
-helped restless ghosts
-defeated a witch
-gone more than twenty-four hours without sleeping
And yet I've never kissed a boy that wasn't enchanted into being something else.