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[Accidental Voice Post]
[The audio clicks on with a snap, presumably from the device impacting against the ground—]
—u don't! Sparkling Fairytale Transform!
[—and is promptly heralded with a determined, feminine shout, accompanied by the sound of snarling and growling. An eerie, vaguely whining noise fills the air for a brief moment, then fades away into the more pleasant sound of bells and what appears to be...theme music?
(Really, it's a shame this isn't video, or the Network would almost certainly be treated to a highly entertaining transformation sequence.)
However, after about thirty seconds, the music gradually fades away, and the growling abruptly becomes audible again.]
Your reign of barnyard terror has gone on long enough! Now I'm putting you out to pasture! Dazzling Cupid Rapture Dart!
[There is another whine of magic, another jingling of bells, and then a vague roar and explosion as the barnyard terror winks out of existence.]
And that's the word straight from the horse's mouth.
[Now the microphone picks up the sound of footsteps swishing through the grass, gradually growing fainter as they gain distance from the microphone...and shortly thereafter, the audio ends.]
[OOC: City, say hello to PRETTY ADVENTURER MAGIC PRINCESS ROSELLA. ( Extended OOC Notes ) :D]
[The audio clicks on with a snap, presumably from the device impacting against the ground—]
—u don't! Sparkling Fairytale Transform!
[—and is promptly heralded with a determined, feminine shout, accompanied by the sound of snarling and growling. An eerie, vaguely whining noise fills the air for a brief moment, then fades away into the more pleasant sound of bells and what appears to be...theme music?
(Really, it's a shame this isn't video, or the Network would almost certainly be treated to a highly entertaining transformation sequence.)
However, after about thirty seconds, the music gradually fades away, and the growling abruptly becomes audible again.]
Your reign of barnyard terror has gone on long enough! Now I'm putting you out to pasture! Dazzling Cupid Rapture Dart!
[There is another whine of magic, another jingling of bells, and then a vague roar and explosion as the barnyard terror winks out of existence.]
And that's the word straight from the horse's mouth.
[Now the microphone picks up the sound of footsteps swishing through the grass, gradually growing fainter as they gain distance from the microphone...and shortly thereafter, the audio ends.]
[OOC: City, say hello to PRETTY ADVENTURER MAGIC PRINCESS ROSELLA. ( Extended OOC Notes ) :D]
Tags:
- adventures,
- affected,
- all the cool kids know magic,
- curse: genre switch,
- curse: grab bag,
- daventry represent!,
- deadlier than cupid's bow,
- fairy tales,
- gotta love that optimism,
- i already have a pony,
- i love my friends,
- i'm attacking the darkness!,
- i'm walking on sunshine,
- la femme rosella,
- like kira with a halo,
- oblivious rosella is oblivious,
- omg omg omg,
- score one for the good guys,
- so farfetched it's gotta be true,
- the perils of being rosella,
- time to be a princess,
- twenty and loving it,
- what is this i don't even,
- why yes i am a ninja
