Quest 240

Dec. 23rd, 2010 06:03 pm
primrosella: (Failing At Lying)
[Voice Post]

[The audio snaps on with a click, but there is a somewhat awkward pause before any speaking occurs; then, after some hesitant shuffling, Rosella clears her throat and begins.]

Yes, well, er. I'm sure that several people have noticed by now that there's, um...that there seems to be a unicorn on the loose in the City. And, er, that's exactly so, because it turns out that one got loose from the zoo the other day, and I'm sure that the poor thing is terribly frightened, and that's why it's been causing so much...er, trouble.

[Have another awkward pause.]

In any case, it seems that it's...well, as unicorns tend to do, it seems this one isn't exactly fond of anyone that's--

[ANOTHER PAUSE.]

That is, it hasn't been hurting the...um, maidens of the City, as it were.

[Look, her awkwardness right now is palpable, okay?]

So, um, it would be the wise and sensible thing to do, I think, for anyone that's married or not...er, chaste, to use as much caution as possible when going out and about places today.

[Here is a pause, in which Rosella fidgets a bit and then clears her throat again.]

And if there are any...virtuous maidens--or boy maidens, I suppose, though it might take better to girls, just the same--that would be willing to help in subduing the poor thing and getting him back to the zoo where he belongs, please do let me know, and I'd be so very grateful for the help.

[And with that public service announcement completed, Rosella shuts off her Network device with a relieved click.]


[OOC: Unicornanigans! Just in time for Christmas. ELITE SQUAD OF VIRGINS, this is your recruitment post! And in the spirit of the curse today, feel free to threadjack everywhere, discuss with everyone, try to make Rosella actually say the word "virgin" (if you CAN)...and just generally have fun!]

Quest 239

Dec. 17th, 2010 06:09 pm
primrosella: (Brightly Burning)
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...I suppose this should likely go without saying, but it seems there's a curse today, the second of two in a row, just as we've been having for the past few weeks now. The good news is, if the pattern holds out the way it has been, then that means we shouldn't have one tomorrow--and I'm sure we'll all be glad for the respite. But at least this is an easy curse, unlike--well, some of the others.

Tempting though it might be, I do think it'd be wise to avoid eating any unusual mushrooms today. It's hardly wise to eat unusual food in general, but mushrooms do tend to be rather the worst of the lot, as unusual things go, and they often lend themselves to all sorts of trouble. My father ate one once that ended up turning him very small for a period of time, and while it turned out to be fortunate at the time that he did try it, it's still a rather dangerous thing to eat a mushroom without knowing exactly what it does or whether or not it's poisonous.

Though it is worth admitting that we've had a nice mushroom around before, too, but there was only one of those--since it was a rather special sort of mushroom--and it went to a very good use besides.

And it's Christmas in a week! That's certainly exciting, isn't it? So I think I'll be spending my day thinking of holidays instead of curses; it's much more cheerful that way.


[OOC: Badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. No, Rosella is not eating any of your mushrooms today; she's had a rather unusual week and is taking time out to recover, instead. Mostly by shopping, since it's some important guy's birthday tomorrow. >>

Also, unicorn shenanigans are on the horizon! Swing by that post if you'd like to be, er, mauled? :D]

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