Princess Rosella of Daventry (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
primrosella) wrote2010-12-23 06:03 pm
primrosella) wrote2010-12-23 06:03 pm
Entry tags:
- a bit tied up at present,
- adventures,
- augh seriously wtf,
- awkward to the max,
- curiosity killed the princess,
- curse: twelve days of poly,
- fairy tales,
- gotta love that optimism,
- i already have a pony,
- i love my friends,
- knights and ladies,
- little princess in a terrible mess,
- mawwiage: that bwessed awwangement,
- next time be more careful,
- nineteen and loving it,
- not that kind of girl kthx,
- plot,
- rosella is not amused,
- so farfetched it's gotta be true,
- the most wonderful time of the year,
- the password is virgin,
- the perils of being rosella,
- time to be a princess,
- unaffected,
- what is this i don't even
Quest 240
[Voice Post]
[The audio snaps on with a click, but there is a somewhat awkward pause before any speaking occurs; then, after some hesitant shuffling, Rosella clears her throat and begins.]
Yes, well, er. I'm sure that several people have noticed by now that there's, um...that there seems to be a unicorn on the loose in the City. And, er, that's exactly so, because it turns out that one got loose from the zoo the other day, and I'm sure that the poor thing is terribly frightened, and that's why it's been causing so much...er, trouble.
[Have another awkward pause.]
In any case, it seems that it's...well, as unicorns tend to do, it seems this one isn't exactly fond of anyone that's--
[ANOTHER PAUSE.]
That is, it hasn't been hurting the...um, maidens of the City, as it were.
[Look, her awkwardness right now is palpable, okay?]
So, um, it would be the wise and sensible thing to do, I think, for anyone that's married or not...er, chaste, to use as much caution as possible when going out and about places today.
[Here is a pause, in which Rosella fidgets a bit and then clears her throat again.]
And if there are any...virtuous maidens--or boy maidens, I suppose, though it might take better to girls, just the same--that would be willing to help in subduing the poor thing and getting him back to the zoo where he belongs, please do let me know, and I'd be so very grateful for the help.
[And with that public service announcement completed, Rosella shuts off her Network device with a relieved click.]
[OOC: Unicornanigans! Just in time for Christmas. ELITE SQUAD OF VIRGINS, this is your recruitment post! And in the spirit of the curse today, feel free to threadjack everywhere, discuss with everyone, try to make Rosella actually say the word "virgin" (if you CAN)...and just generally have fun!]
[The audio snaps on with a click, but there is a somewhat awkward pause before any speaking occurs; then, after some hesitant shuffling, Rosella clears her throat and begins.]
Yes, well, er. I'm sure that several people have noticed by now that there's, um...that there seems to be a unicorn on the loose in the City. And, er, that's exactly so, because it turns out that one got loose from the zoo the other day, and I'm sure that the poor thing is terribly frightened, and that's why it's been causing so much...er, trouble.
[Have another awkward pause.]
In any case, it seems that it's...well, as unicorns tend to do, it seems this one isn't exactly fond of anyone that's--
[ANOTHER PAUSE.]
That is, it hasn't been hurting the...um, maidens of the City, as it were.
[Look, her awkwardness right now is palpable, okay?]
So, um, it would be the wise and sensible thing to do, I think, for anyone that's married or not...er, chaste, to use as much caution as possible when going out and about places today.
[Here is a pause, in which Rosella fidgets a bit and then clears her throat again.]
And if there are any...virtuous maidens--or boy maidens, I suppose, though it might take better to girls, just the same--that would be willing to help in subduing the poor thing and getting him back to the zoo where he belongs, please do let me know, and I'd be so very grateful for the help.
[And with that public service announcement completed, Rosella shuts off her Network device with a relieved click.]
[OOC: Unicornanigans! Just in time for Christmas. ELITE SQUAD OF VIRGINS, this is your recruitment post! And in the spirit of the curse today, feel free to threadjack everywhere, discuss with everyone, try to make Rosella actually say the word "virgin" (if you CAN)...and just generally have fun!]
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Well, perhaps we can both jump on him, then. Or I'll distract him until you can jump on him, perhaps.
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How do you intend on distracting him?
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Oh, I don't know. Get into some distress or another, I suppose?
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